One last film for Horror Month even though it’s November! Rosemary’s Baby, which I’m not ashamed to admit I watched during the day. Demon babies, you guys. As if I didn’t find childbirth horrendous enough to begin with.
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I really hope you have a basic idea of the premise b/c I’m about to spoil the fuck out of this film. Please stop reading this review and watch the film if you haven’t.
The Uncondensed Version:
We’re off to an ominous start with the fucking creepy lullaby that opens our film. It’s really effective, but I hate it.
Basic setup is that Guy, a struggling actor, and his wife, Rosemary are looking for an apartment so they can settle down and make some babies. It’s really hard to watch the apartment hunt without constantly screaming “Don’t do it! Don’t fucking do it, Rosemary! Don’t open that door! Don’t move that fucking dresser!” Plus it’s really frustrating to watch all the men totally dismiss everything Rosemary says ALL THE DAMN TIME even though she is a really observant person and is usually fucking right.
Inevitably, Guy and Rosemary move into the creepy apartment even though their only genuine friend tells them in detail all of the shit that happened there.
It doesn’t take long before Rosemary meets a woman who lives in the building. This lady has a troubled past, but a seemingly nice couple has taken her in and given her a good luck charm that may or may not contain herbs to be used in Satanic rituals (it does). The two women decide to do laundry together, which is I guess is how women socialized in the ‘60s.
All of this comes to a halt when the lady from the laundry room ends up dead on the sidewalk in an apparent suicide. In their grief, Minnie and Roman, the “nice” couple from the apartment building, invite Guy and Rosemary over for dinner.
So begins the most disturbing relationship between neighbors I can think of outside of Hitchcock. Roman does give us some nice lines about religion being all show business, but it makes me really reconsider the appreciation I have for criticizing organized religion. I am running the other way from the next person I hear disparaging the Pope.
Even though Guy was not into the idea of hanging out with the nosy neighbors, he becomes close with Roman. Meanwhile, Minnie is constantly inviting herself over and giving Rosemary things, like a Satan good luck charm of her very own.
Shortly after, Guy gets a part he’d auditioned for when another actor suddenly goes blind. Guy feels conflicted for approximately 3 seconds, but takes the role anyway and decides he’s ready to try for a baby. The baby making goes terribly wrong when Minnie brings mousse that Rosemary says has a chalky aftertaste. Fucking Guy says there’s no aftertaste and tells her to finish the mousse. GIRL. GET THE FUCK OUT.
The mousse gives Rosemary really disturbing dreams, which she suddenly realizes weren’t dreams at all. When she wakes up, she has scratches all over her back, and Guy explains that he continued with their baby making plans when Rosemary was passed out. Gross gross gross gross gross.
I don’t want to completely spoil the entire movie, so let’s just say the creepiness continues to escalate (seriously, though, watch the damn film).
Everyone thinks it’s appropriate to control all elements of Rosemary’s pregnancy and even her hair. She gets so much shit for her pixie cut that I’m amazed she didn’t give anyone a black eye.
And I admit I know little to nothing about pregnancy, but the doctor tells her the stabbing pain in her chest is normal. Fucking men.
URGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH, I am even more afraid of childbirth after this film (that and parties). I think I should just get my ovaries removed now.
This film gets to the terror and claustrophobia of big city life or maybe that’s just the antisocial impulse in me. Also men being, as a whole, a bunch of douchebags. It’s incredibly frustrating that a film in which a woman is manipulated by men and has no control over her own body is still so relevant.
There is no film as suspenseful as this one besides Strangers on a Train or perhaps Chinatown. It occurs to me how similar this is to Chinatown, actually, and Mia Farrow/Faye Dunaway could be twins. I really want to watch that film now, but I should probably just leave it…it’s Chinatown.
I don’t know if this film is more creepy or enraging, but it’s a good one either way.
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8 thoughts on “Rosemary’s Baby, or: No No No No No No”
Thanks for this post. I didn’t mind the *spoiler* at all because years ago, I watched this movie to find out what all the hype was about, and didn’t understand the film at all. Your post makes it clearer! 🙂
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That’s sweet of you to say! I think it’s a great film, but obviously not for everyone. Chinatown for sure is amazing if you are open to other Roman Polanski films. 🙂
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I hated Guy from the get go and you’re so right, the males did dismiss her at every turn. The only half decent man in the movie is killed for trying to assist her. I’ll never get over the death of Hutch, never!
It is an interesting film still, what with the ending being so ambiguous, is the maternal pull enough for Rosemary to put up with a couple of negatives, like devil eyes, Satan as a weekend dad and having to be friends with so many elderly people? I personally think no, but then I’m not a mother.
This has put me off too, even though I was already permanently off using my womb to house babies. I see mine like Carrie Bradshaw sees her oven: to keep sweaters in.
Love you! xoxo
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For real: as if having children wasn’t bad enough without having to raise a demon baby with a bunch of overbearing witches.
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“Gross gross gross gross gross.” perfectly sums up how I felt about Guy the first time I watched RB. Giant pile of NO. I like to think she got TF out of there, even with the pull of the demon baby.
Great review as always! Revisiting this particular gem does set back my impending wanting-to-have-kids desire back a few years, thankfully!
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Guy is the WORST. The WORST human being.
My biggest complaint about this film is that he doesn’t get bitch slapped more.
Thanks, dearest! Let’s make a pact to kill each other’s demon babies if we are ever in Rosemary’s situation.