Film Reviews

Sabrina Goes to Rome, or: Harvey and I Will Bury You in the Catacombs, Paul

The Film: Sabrina Goes to Rome Where to Watch: Someone must have posted this on the internet; if not, it’s included on the last season of Sabrina The Premise: Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, travels to Rome in order to uncover the secret of a locket that has been in the family for centuries. The Uncondensed… Continue reading Sabrina Goes to Rome, or: Harvey and I Will Bury You in the Catacombs, Paul

Film Reviews

Sabrina Down Under, or: Malleus Mer-eficarum

Time for Remembrance of Films Past, my oft neglected series of posts started with the best of intentions. The Film: Sabrina Down Under Where to Watch: Youtube (apologies in advance for the terrible screencaps) The Premise: Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, visits Australia to fulfill her dreams of becoming a marine biologist. There are mermaids. The… Continue reading Sabrina Down Under, or: Malleus Mer-eficarum

Film Reviews

Thousand Pieces of Gold, or: My Own Prospecting Idaho

It.  Is.  Period drama month!!!  To celebrate, I’m throwing an extra period drama or two into this month’s lineup, along with our usual Blog Collab programming.  The only thing I love more than a period drama is a socially conscious period drama, so this film scores major points with me. The Film: Thousand Pieces of… Continue reading Thousand Pieces of Gold, or: My Own Prospecting Idaho

Collaborative Blogging, Film Reviews

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, or: I Was Promised Melanie Lynskey

This week’s pick is a stretch in terms of our Melanie Lynskey theme, but the only other films of hers coming to my mind were Heavenly Creatures and Ever After.  Since we’re all about broadening our horizons through this blog collab, we opted for this questionable doomsday comedy that, sadly, doesn’t give our star of the month (year,… Continue reading Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, or: I Was Promised Melanie Lynskey

Collaborative Blogging, Film Reviews

Shark Month: Sharknado

Shark Month continues with a modern classic!  Christa’s pick, so we can finally cross this off the bad movie bucket list. The Film: Sharknado Where to Watch: Netflix (US) The Premise: Words fail me. The Uncondensed Version: Right off the bat there’s a surprisingly strong environmental message…?  The sharknado seems to be an almost direct… Continue reading Shark Month: Sharknado

Collaborative Blogging, Film Reviews

Drive Me Crazy, or: Teen Spirits

This week’s film is brought to you by bad decisions to revisit, ahem, “classics,” and by the sudden realization that you had terrible taste as a child/teen/human being. I just wanted to remember Melissa Joan Hart before the “attack on Christianity” propaganda films.  Is that wrong? The Film: Drive Me Crazy Where to Watch: Netflix… Continue reading Drive Me Crazy, or: Teen Spirits

Blogging 101

10 Things I Hate About the Daily Prompt

I hate the daily prompt, guys. “You’ve come into possession of one vial of truth serum. Who would you give it to (with the person’s consent, of course) — and what questions would you ask?” It’s like these WordPress people know how much I despise talking about myself in blog posts. I’M JUST HERE TO… Continue reading 10 Things I Hate About the Daily Prompt

Bad Movie Bucket List

(Or, The Index) # 3-Headed Shark Attack 3 Women 12 Days of Terror 45 Years 88 A The Abominable Dr. Phibes Adult World Advantageous Alex & Emma All Cheerleaders Die Always Be My Maybe Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy American Mary Amour Fou And Breathe Normally Antisocial Appropriate Behavior Arranged The Art of… Continue reading Bad Movie Bucket List