We do what we want in this Blog Collab…and what we want is to avoid over-thinking our theme-related decisions. Welcome to yet another Blog Free or Die Hard Month—this time with witchcraft!
Sisterhood of Night
Where to Watch:
Secret rituals! Vows of silence! Tattoos! There’s only one explanation for this kind of behavior in teens: witchcraft.
The Uncondensed Version:
Lucy from The Lion, the Witch, & the Wardrobe and Suzy from Moonrise Kingdom are all grown-up and embracing their inner mean girl.
Mary is something of a slacker in school, yet seems destined for fame with her serious charisma and IDGAF attitude, universally admired by teens everywhere. Emily, on the other hand, is a bit of a goody two-shoes, who tries (and fails) so hard to be interesting and well-liked in worlds both real and virtual. After Mary takes things too far by ruining Emily’s audition, Emily steals Mary’s phone and posts all of her texts online. The feud between these two is just getting started when Mary decides to be done with the net forever, taking a modern vow of silence from social media.
Thus the Sisterhood of Night is born. Mary begins the secret society with her closest friends and rumors swirl. Though the girls involved with the Sisterhood meet up only to unburden themselves of secrets, outsiders imagine they are basically a coven of lesbians. Oh, the horror.
Based on a series of mysterious clues, Mary reveals the time and location of Sisterhood meetings to members only. Desperate to be part of the cool kids club, Emily figures out where the next meeting will be in hopes of joining or, if all else fails, writing a really juicy post for her blog.
Rejected once again, Emily uses the opportunity to accuse the Sisterhood of physical and sexual assault, collapsing in church and revealing a scar on her hand inflicted by Mary. Emily isn’t winning any friends in her high school, but she is becoming somewhat internet famous, with thousands of blog followers.
With mysterious tattoos, odd meeting hours, and secrets piling up, the community demands to know what the Sisterhood is and what the girls do. They refuse to reveal the truth since, you know, it’s a secret society and all. The town sets a curfew for everyone under the age of 18, which Mary obviously ignores. Frightened one evening, she asks her guidance counselor (Kal Penn??!?!?) for help at his apartment. This of course gets horribly misconstrued and ends badly for Kal, the sole voice of reason in the entire scenario. After Kal’s departure, a media circus latches onto the story, sensationalizing the story to depict sex, witchcraft, and occult rituals.
As the Sisterhood grows, so too does Emily’s following as her reputation for being a survivor of abuse grows. She comes up with a rather nasty plan to force a confession of witchcraft from one of the Sisterhood, luring her out using her crush. Emily immediately feels remorse and tries to stop the plan, but it’s already been set into motion. Someone isn’t getting out of this alive—who will it be???
3/5 Pink Panther Heads
The ending is actually pretty moving and surprisingly feminist, but it takes a long time to get there. Everyone is so needlessly bitchy for such a long time, and someone has to fucking die for it to stop. The end calls the persecution of witches to our attention, and the supposed threat of feminine power and sisterhood inherent in these kinds of witch hunts. The girls do lift each other up at the end, which is empowering, but I was still hoping for at least a little bit of actual witchcraft.
The tone is odd as well, as sometimes it feels like a satire or dark comedy, and other times like a serious drama. It gets to have a bit too much of an after-school special vibe after a while. Kal Penn as the guidance counselor works but is also confusing, as I was expecting him to bring comedy to this film.
In spite of myself, I saw high school + witches and immediately expected The Craft. This isn’t as much fun to watch as The Craft, but it does have an interesting perspective and a message worth considering.